OK LET ME REALLY LIGHTEN IT UP!

In a recent interview, the pope revealed he doesn't use the internet, and he hasn't watched TV since 1990. Then he announced his plan to make Bill Cosby a saint.

Facebook has unveiled a new option to let users keep their private information secure. The option is called "Sign Off" of Facebook.

The Christmas-themed town of North Pole, Alaska has officially approved marijuana dispensaries. So don't expect your presents from Santa until next April.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

—Conan O'Brien


Bye for Now,

Bill