Monday, January 26, 2015

NOT MUCH FUNNY THESE DAYS

so here r some jokes to tickle your funny bone:

"According to a new poll 6 out of 10 Republicans want Mitt Romney to run for president. So do 10 out of 10 Democcrats."

—Conan O'Brien

"Comedy Central announced they're going to be roasting Justin Bieber. The Bieber roast will start on March 7 and end sometime in June. There's a lot there!

—Score 2 for Conan

"The Patriots are denying they deflated the balls. Coach Bill Belichick said there was no tampering. He said all the needles they have are used strictly for injecting steroids."

—Jimmy Kimmel

"A new survey shows that most people trust Google more as a source for current events than traditional news outlets. Traditional news outlets didn't believe the news until they Googled it."

—Seth Meyers


Bye for Now,

bill

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