Friday, September 12, 2014

ON A LIGHTER NOTE

These are called Paraprosdolians. I haven't a clue why though it has something to do with surprise endings:

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. (I would add But not all of us do!)

War does not determine who is right—only who is left.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.  (I think my wife wrote that!)

In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify," I put Doctor.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

You're never to old to learn something stupid.

I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder for me to find one now.


From Boomer Times and Senior Life

Bye for Now,

Bill

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