Sunday, August 3, 2014

FUNNY WORDS

"A new study found that most Internet-connected home gadgets and appliances are vulnerable to hackers. It's only a matter of time before your blender steals your credit card number."

—Jimmy Kimmel

"Immortality is a long shot, I admit; but somebody has to be first."
—Bill Cosby

"I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware."
—Joan Rivers

"You know you're old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them."
—Harrison Ford

"You know you're old when you still have a black book!"
—WNP

Bye for Now,

Bill

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