Sunday, March 9, 2014

JOKE OF THE WEEK

THREE TIED FOR FIRST PLACE:

JIMMY FALLON— A new survey found that the average American child watches 24 hours of TV every week. In fact, experts say it's important for parents to lay down the law and tell their kids to get outside and look at their phones.  (kinda sad but true!)

CRAIG FERGUSON—Meteorologists say 90% of the Great Lakes are frozen over. People from Chicago are being urged to stay off the frozen lakes, but if you want to see someone from Chicago on thin ice, just go to the White House.  (kinda sad but true)

CONAN O'BRIAN— The White House announced a change to Obamacare. They keep making adjustments.They say people can now keep their insurance plans for two more years. When asked what would happen after two years, Obama said, "After two years, I don't give a damn." (kinda sad but true)

Bye for Now,

bill

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