Wednesday, October 23, 2013

ON AN EVEN LIGHTER NOTE

FROM ORANGE PEEL GAZETTE:

An older retired couple were looking into the future. The husband asked his wife, "If I die first what will u do? After some thought she said, "I'd look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who were a little younger than me." What will you do if I die first," she asked?"
"Probably the same thing," he replied.

Two elderly friends were having breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel looked puzzled and said, "Mabel did you know you've got a suppository in your ear?" Mabel answered, "I have? "A suppository?" She pulled it out and then stared at it. Then she said,
I'm glad you noticed this thing. Now i think I know where my hearing aid is!"

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