Monday, June 24, 2013


Why do anteaters never get sick?
Because they are full of little ant-ibodies.

A group of men at the office were talking when one said," In my house I am the boss, I say when the laundry is done, when the cooking is done, and when the dishes are washed." One of the other guys asked, "How long have you been married?" His response was, "Oh, I'm not married!"

The man approached a beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can u talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" she asked. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. "Look Miss" said the foreman, "have you any actual experience picking lemons?" "Well, as a matter of fact Yes!" she replied. "I have been divorced 3 times."
 A little laughter each day is essential to your health, happiness, and harmony.

All from the little gem, the Orange Peel Gazette

Bye for Now,


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