Monday, January 21, 2013

THIS WEEKS A JOKE!

The following hit home:

"I'm going to lose weight. I'm going to exercise everyday. I'm going on a diet and stick to it... Hey is that cake?"

"I'm going to open a gym called 'Resolutions.' For the first two weeks of the year it's a gym, the rest of the year it's a bar."

"My doctor told me to watch my drinking... Now I drink in front of a mirror."

"Alcohol doesn't make you FAT...It makes you LEAN... Against tables, chairs, walls, etc."


Hope you can stick to your resolutions this time around, cause if you don't you may not be around this time next year. Hope I can too! I really want to be here.

Bye For Now,

bill

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